Little Green Footballs

Thursday, April 19, 2007

It gets better...

After spinning a ridiculous theory yesterday about an Islamist connection to the Virginia Tech shooting because the killer used the word "Ishmael" [which Charles falsely claims reads "Ismail"] on a letter, CJ is now getting into numerology.

This time, though, there's a neo-Nazi link, because the killer used the numbers 88 repeatedly. Wow. Perhaps someone should explain that the number '8' has a particular significance in Chinese culture, one which some Koreans in the the US have adopted.

What next? The mark of the beast? An agent from Eurabia? A Chavez drone? Cthulluh?

5 comments:

Gabriel said...

It's actually pretty much common knowledge that 88 is used to stand for HH, Heil Hitler. It's about as common as using 69 or 420 to represent mutual-oral or weed smoking.

If he used 88 on more than one occasion, it's very possible that he knew what it signified.

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it. Johnsons been watching that show where they use math problems to solve murders.

Good work Chuckles!

Anonymous said...

"If he used 88 on more than one occasion, it's very possible that he knew what it signified."

...and very improbable that as a South Korean he would be a member of any 'official' nazi group. I love all these theories....I mean people will spin it however they want....as long as they don't have to answer THE question.

Anonymous said...

Korean NeoNazis are the worst kind! Its like theyve always got to prove theyre twice as white as white people.

If the KKK didnt wear those sheets all the time, other ethnic groups wouldnt find it so easy to infilitrate their ranks. Happens all the time.

Anonymous said...

"...and very improbable that as a South Korean he would be a member of any 'official' nazi group. I love all these theories....I mean people will spin it however they want....as long as they don't have to answer THE question. "

But a South Korean mass murderer is normative? Good job, genius!