Little Green Footballs

Friday, May 22, 2009

Et tu, Fisty?

Longtime über-lizard Iron "220 lbs of death made flesh" Fist is skating on perilously thin ice...



We're not sure which is more amusing: the fact that poor Charles has finally been forced -- after oh so many years -- to call Iron Fist on his ridiculous drunken psychopathic BS, or the abject groveling that has ensued.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This fist character strikes me as the sort of person who brags online to make up for a pathetic real life.

Dan Coyle said...

Does anyone know what this Iron Fist guy really looks like? After all the rhetoric he's spouted someone must have tracked him down for legal purposes.

V said...

If you dig deeply enough in our archives, or LGF's for that matter, you'll discover his real name and location, and a purported photo of his back clad in a black leather vest with a huge LGF patch on it.

What I don't know is whether anything he's ever spouted is actually actionable. What is clear is that he'd fit right into the LGF2 crowd. It's probably only a matter of time.

mrbshamrock said...

A dude with the handle 'Iron Fist' taking the business from some anally retentive website mod. He could go out in a blaze of glory, tell Mr Jazzy Pants where to stuff it but we know that ain't gonna happen

arik's hamster said...

First Atlas Juggs and now Iron Fister.

Charles is turning against all my favorite lizards.

Soon there won't be anything to point and laugh at.

Anonymous said...

Say what you like about Charles, but he does have a finely tuned sense of irony.

For instance, I just got banned for a mild jibe at his expense.

The story I posted on? Charles defending Obama against charges “silencing criticism”!!!

Yes Charles, that would be draconian wouldn't it?

My jibe? I suggested the LGF Watch would be impressed with his attitude. Heinous, huh?

Actually, at first I worried that I'd genuinely overstepped the mark.

Now, on reflection, I realise that he just has a very fragile ego.

Fuck it. I walk on eggshells for no-one.

Rodan said...

V,
I just want to congradulate you on your victory over Charles Johnson. Everything you attacked him for he now is against. You should be happy you have one. I will make a post on LGF2 about your victory!

V said...

Au contraire... if anyone has "won" here, it's CJ himself, because he's practically put the original "stalker blog" out of business. :)

Anonymous said...

LGF is so damn boring anymore....
There's more excitement watching microbes mate......

CJ lost it long ago.....

Southside Suarez said...

Fisty finally got banned. Sorry, don't have the thread, just heard it second-hand.

Southside Suarez said...

Fistie meets his end here.

Chuckles is shocked, SHOCKED! to find racism in the comments.