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Monday, April 03, 2006

"...220 Lbs Of Death Made Flesh"



Popular LGF blogger and genocide enthusiast "Iron Fist" describes his early life:

"Hell, I'm 220 lbs of death made flesh. I was being taught how to use a shotgun and pistol before I was 10 (I had to be able to hit a man-sized target at 7 yards reliably before my parents would allow me to stay home alone with my younger sister).

At that time I was three foot something, and was expected to kill anyone who broke into the house, or, in the extreme, die protecting my sister.

Killing has been my first priority since I was a child. Blame my parents for that."


FLASHBACK: "Iron Fist" was inspired by the 2nd inauguration of George Bush to write the following inspirational:

"Fire and Force, Fist and Faith, let our friends draw strength from us, and our enemies tremble. I think they are about to find out what an angry America is really capable of."


5 comments:

johnny Ha Ha said...

Wow. Iron Fist has been referred to - by himself and I believe by Charles Johnson - as Chuck's 'second in command'.

This goes to show you who the kind of people are that the 'lizards' or regular posters at LGF are.

I get the impression Iron Fist is something less than the killing machine he makes himself out to be: if I had to speculate I'd say a 250 pound IT expert of some kind with conservative leanings and a gun/Army fetish.

Of course, as like all LGFers, he is fearless enough to post about killing but not so fearless (or possibly slim) to join the military and do the killing he purports to enjoy so much.

But it gives you an insight into the mind of the 'lizard', and what drives these people:

They are possessed of a character that enjoys the idea of killing and have a vicious hatred towards those different - manifests itself in hatred of Islam.

They're the kind of people who are not only bullies but cowards, fetishizing violence against others while sitting behind computer screens, whipping themselves up into a collective virtual frenzy against Muslims.

Had the Internet existed twenty years ago, they would be posting not as 'lizards' but as 'Gay Bashers'. Had it existed fourty years ago, as 'Klansmen'. And had it existed sixty years ago, 'National Socialists'. And so on, through history, as right wing hate criminals have tended to define themselves.

Unfortunately but for the empathizers, and the thinkers among us, liberal or conservative, these people exist now as 'lizards', spewing their hate under the guise of patriotism.

They are a hate group, pure and simple. Let's hope they are soon recognised as such, for hate is indeed their true nature: checking any LGF 'comments' page on any day will confirm it.

Shan said...

A morning in the life of 220 lbs of Death Made Flesh

7 A.M.: Alarm goes off. Pressing the snooze button would be a sign of weakness, of my impending dhimmitude to the forces that would have me wake up. I bring my [Iron] fist down upon the blasted contraption and smash it into a million little pieces. Score one for freedom.

8 A.M.: Sunlight through the shades. Infernal sun, I curse your life-giving rays. But I am no dhimmi. I stare directly into the beast, until one of us gives. Lo, and behold, clouds come to my aid. Score one for America.

11 A.M.: Awake, mighty beast, the day calls to you.

11:15 A.M.: Mental note: check whether croissants are really French. Those moonbats could never have come up with a pastry so buttery, yet so crisp. I smell a Rathergate coverup. Score one for the blogosphere.

phleabo said...

Ummm, can I just say that that guy is the biggest fucking dork I've encountered in years?

"...220 Lbs of Death Made Flesh?" Is he in 7th grade or something? I used to think ninjas were cool, too, but I grew out of it after a year.

Mr Peabody said...

This thread is hillarious. I've just got to post some comments:

"like all LGFers, he is fearless enough to post about killing but not so fearless (or possibly slim) to join the military"

Well, not ALL LGFers.. I'm not a member (closed!) but I am a fan, and reader. I did join the Army for four years, to serve three consecutive tours in Iraq. However the notion that one needs be a member of Congress to voice their support a bill is an obvious fallacy.

"enjoys the idea of killing and have a vicious hatred towards those different"

I guess we are reading two different posts. He wrote, and you commented on the idea,

"At that time I was three foot something, and was expected to kill anyone who broke into the house, or, in the extreme, die protecting my sister."

I know it is easy to confuse someone breaking into your house or raping your sister as "different", but I hardly think this is grounds for so carelessly throwing the 'racist, bigot, nazi, homophobe, fascist, bushitler' label around in generalities. I'm sure your strawman gives you a big hardon when you think of how grand your intellectual postulations of self-righteousness.. but in reality, you're just a douche.

"They are a hate group, pure and simple."

And what's so horrible about hating the person who would saw your head off? At least there are still some 'thinkers' that relize we need to defend western civilization.

I hope you enjoyed reading this, I doubt you will have the courage, or interest in open debate to post it.

MJ said...

I hope you enjoyed reading this, I doubt you will have the courage, or interest in open debate to post it.

Let's not judge others by LGF's low standards, eh?

And what's so horrible about hating the person who would saw your head off?

Hating one person doesn't make a hate group. Hating and advocating the extermination of entire ethnic/religious/politcal groups because of your own twisted ideas is.

Don't worry, we're well aware of the fact 'Iron Fist' is a low-IQ blowhard. His constant talk of knifing people, lynching muslims and murdering Liberals is his own little murky fantasies. It just strikes us that for somebody so eager to escape the label of 'hate site owner' Charles seems to allow him to post. While of course banning anyone who dares criticise his devotion to Bush, the Republican Party or anyone with an agenda that would make Ann Coulter blush.

Any heat Charlie gets, he's earned. Same goes for the people who post there.