Good news from Iraq

Yesterday Chuckles Johnson happily reported that teachers had been beheaded in front of school children in Iraq. It goes without saying that the comments attached post went from just plain nutty to genocidalist claptrap in a matter of entries. Another day another hissy fit over how Islam as a whole is to blame for Iraq. Except for one thing. The story was bullshit. So for once, Chuckles has some good news from Iraq. I doubt it will be worth cutting and pasting in his book. Here's some of the lovely reactions from those brave, loveable 'Lizards'.

1 Jewnami 4/19/2006 08:03AM PDT
koranimalia.

9 Spiny Norman 4/19/2006 08:07AM PDT
Can someone please explain to me why we are "practicing restraint" with these swine, this human filth?

20 ghengis was a wuss 4/19/2006 08:11AM PDT
I think a US soldier school monitor is in order.

And castrating the terrorists when we catch them so they can't enjoy the virgins when they die, shooting them in the knee with Israeli bullets, and using a firehose filled with pigs' blood to give them a bath.

Then send them to "Allah" , er, I mean satan.

35 jaynumber13 4/19/2006 08:21AM PDT
Can we carpetbomb Mecca yet?

46 SevoGuy 4/19/2006 08:27AM PDT
Shame on any American who believes that what we are trying to do in IRAQ is a mistake.

The only mistake we have made thus far is that we aren't KILLING enough of the Islamists.

That also goes for killing clerics, imans, mullahs, shit stains and anyone who believes that shiri'a law should be instituted.

The day will come when we Americans are going to have to drive out islam from our shores.

48 Axiom 4/19/2006 08:28AM PDT
Look, I don't know why they are beheading people. Here in the west, to get us to change our ways they merely have to hold a rally and kill eachother. That's enough to get us to change.

Do these koranimals actually think it is necessary to behead teachers in front of students to induce change?

89 sms111 4/19/2006 11:03AM PDT

Cindy gets an orgasm from this. More to blame on the evil U.S. and the evil Joooos.

99 jwbaumann 4/19/2006 03:12PM PDT

Their depravity continues because it is Satan-driven, until Jesus returns.

Our job in the meantime is to love our enemies and pray for those who persecute. And to try to convert them. More souls for Heaven! Wouldn't that tick old Lucifer off?

106 transferthem 4/19/2006 06:59PM PDT
Wish they'd behead cindy sheehan.

Slowly, with a rusty old blade

Here's the MSNBC report on how the truth went MIA in Iraq. It would be nice if Chuckles would update his post and all the bile spouted as a reaction to it. Not likely I know.

"We sent a crew and they spoke with witnesses in front of the school, and they say nothing happened. We spoke to the guard at the school who says 'I was here from early morning until they (the kids) left, and nothing happened," said a representative of one of the agencies.

"We went to both schools and no one confirmed it. We even went to the local police station and they denied it happen. This thing you can’t hide. The kids saw nothing," said the bureau chief of another news agency.

Our NBC bureau called the Ministry of Interior, and they had reports on the incident.

In the back of my mind I was wondering, what is this Ministry of State for National Security? Usually such reports come out of the Ministry of Interior.

"Another job for another thug," one of my colleagues said, suggesting that perhaps this Ministry of State for National Security exists just as much for patronage as for security.

The ministry is in fact a legitimate part of the government, but why would a ministry ever put out such a statement that's so inflammatory? And if this is so official, and so dead wrong, who can you trust out here?