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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Foul Brown Stain on Pajamas Media

Whenever things get downright unspinnable in eye-rack, or he's been on a Muslim-bashing bender and needs some fresh meat for the Pajamaline Junior Wurlitzer, Johnson bravely takes on Rachel Corrie yet again and commands the Lizardoid Minions, yet again, to put the boots in. They compete for most vile:

#31 solomonpanting 3/27/2006 06:45PM PST

They say that Rachel Corrie
Was a useful idiot
Who ventured off the Palystan
To spew her sicko sh*t
With her twisted words of logic
On her head she wore a rag
And she brought a book of matches
And she burned the US flag

But I...I...I
I ponder why..y...y
She sided with the terrorists
Among the worst in the world
And stepped in front of a D-9
And became
Pancake Girl!

(Apologies to Paul Simon)

#36 Cato the Elder 3/27/2006 06:46PM PST

Islam, the Religion of Pigshit.

Islam, the Religion of Donkeyfuckers.

Islam, the Religion of Splodeydopes.

Islam, the Religion of No Music.

Islam, the Religion of Doglessness.

Islam, the Religion of No Return.

Ecrasez l'Islam.

#49 Cato the Elder 3/27/2006 06:57PM PST

How about another parody?

The say that Rachel Corrie
Did one half of this whole town
With po-lit-ick-al connections
To spread her snatch around.

Born into moonbattery
An eedjit's only child
She had everything a twat could want:
Acne, herpes, snide.

[more to come]

#18 looking closely

I don't know about songs, but when St. Pancake won idiotarian of the year-that thread was one of the funniest ones EVER on LGF. Ever, ever, ever...

#78 Obi-wan 3/27/2006 07:14PM PST

One should always speak good of the dead.

Rachel Corrie is dead.


53 writermom

Shall I compare thee to a pancake, say?
Thou art much smoother and more planate:
Bull-dozed, thou lookest like a tray,
Or like a crazed and broken Pali plate...
Blah blah blah..
But thy eternal flatness shall not rise,
Despite the howls of moonbat obsession
for shaheeds only you're now a prize,
leaving naught behind but shallow depression.
So long as good men breathe, and eyes can see,
So long lives freedom, and this quite squashes thee.

#94 [deleted] 3/27/2006 07:26PM PST

#95 freedomplow 3/27/2006 07:27PM PST

Thanks Charles the BDS force was strong with that one.


#102 savage_nation 3/27/2006 07:29PM PST

Here's my lyrics for the flat one...

You take great pride in never having lived up to anything
Lie, steal, cheat, and kill, a real bad guy
Your daddy is a wino, and your mommy is quite insane
From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn
Your sister's a junkie, get "it" anyway she can
Your brother's a gay singer in a stud leather band
Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and aids
There ain't one person you know you ain't rip off yet

Look deep in the mirror, look deep into its eyes
Your face is replaced, a creature you despise
But I know what you're made of, it ain't much I'm afraid
I know you'll be lying until your dying day

Make up your stories, but truth's so hard to say
Brain is numb and your tongue will surely did you grave
Your mind is sickly from Alzheimer's disease
And decadence and debauchery killed your memories

You're a liar, liar, liar, everyone can see
Liar, liar, liar, it's all you'll ever be
Liar, liar, liar, it's what you mean to me
Liar, liar, liar ...

Start trouble, spread pain
Piss and venom in your veins
Talk nasty, breathe fire
Smell rotten you're liar
Sweat liquor, breathe snot
Eat garbage, spit blood
Diseased, health hazard
Scum bag, filthy bastard
Grease face, teeth decay
Hair matted, drunk all day
Abscessed, sunken veins
Rot gut, scrambled brain
Steal money, crash cars
Rob jewelry, hock guitars
Rot in hell, it's time you know
To your master, off you go

You're a liar
A fucking liar
Filthy liar
You fucking liar

Dave Mustaine can write!

Change guy to girl and thats the bitch Corrie for ya....

#109 Cato

Good for you, Savage.

Aww, thanks! I can't think of a better song that describes the whore of Satan.

#122 The Drizzle 3/27/2006 07:41PM PST

to the gilligans island tune:
-sit right back and youll hear a tale
-a tell of a dimwit twit
-who stood before a jew D-9
-and got smashed flat as shit

-her dad was a mighty white-guilt man
-her mom 'shamed of her race
-they told her that to hate the jew
-was her only saving grace

-then Rachel started getting tough
-and burned her countrys flag
-til forward moved the semite cat'
-and squashed that dhimmi hag

-no phone no lights
-no motor car
-not a single luxury
-without the jews they'd still live like
-the 13th century

-so wait until this time next year
-we'll hear of her again
-ole' Rachel Corrie R.I.P
-the terrorists best friend.

#138 savage_nation 3/27/2006 07:50PM PST

If I end up in Hell, I want to be the one to torment Rachel Corrie until the end of time.

#186 religion of bacon 3/27/2006 08:52PM PST

Someone really ought to do a remix of that "song," with added bulldozer noises and screams, and maybe bits of an IHOP commercial thrown in for good measure.

Let's be very clear about something: Johnson reads comments in real-time. As referenced above (BDS comment) he will delete anything anti-Bush within minutes.

He read and approved every word quoted here. This is the viewpoint of Johnson, Little Green Footballs and Pajamas Media, weasel disclaimers aside.

Johnson's "Lizardoid Minions" are loathsome themselves, but they are mere proxies of Johnson. He provokes and guides every moment of Lizard "outrage" with assiduous cut-n-pasting, his "creative" limits strained with babytalk words for those they hate ("idiotarians", etc).

Those who gifted Johnson and Roger Simon with millions to "catapult the propaganda" need to be closely associated with the product they've bought and paid for.

Aubrey Chernick and friends, time to take a look at you.


amenaidy said...

This is amazing. The guy is truly an idiot! He doesnt seem to have a clue at how this degrades even the anti-Islamic message of his blog. In not having reasoned, logical arguments giving weight to his anti-Islamic drive, he just allows the dregs of the net to come on and spew vile, racist, anti-human drivel even worse than that which he attributes to the "hate-mongering" fanatical Muslims he's always railing against.

Lets hope he keeps this up and doesnt wisen up one day to the sheer idiocy he seems to have been born with.

David Heidelberg said...

Hi, thanks very much for your blog. Charles and co are some of the most vile examples of humanity available.

*Plug warning*

I've recently written about another Pajama media brown stain, Michelle Malkin, who openly supports the Neo-Nazi and KKK dominated organization, The Minuteman project.

moonbat monitor said...

everyone has to admit, you gotta be pretty darn stupid to get ran over by a bulldozer.

no way around that one.

I do think it's wrong the way they ridicule a dead girl though.

adultmalebluegrouse said...

Holy shit. I share common ground with Moonbat Monitor. Well, except for the first bit.

I'm interested MM, you're inside the circle; why do LGFers hate Rachel Corrie so much? What's going on in their tiny little tormented 'Doid minds?

Steve said...

It's something that has been relentlessly promoted by Johnson, who understands mob hate dynamics and saw in a dead American girl, a fellow citizen who lost her life for a principle, an opportunity to promote the "hate for cash" machine that is LGF by providing a (dead) face for the "five minute hate". Corrie must have gotten nearly as many hate-inches of bile from Johnson as Kerry or Arafat.

Nomad said...

Um, this isn't the same Moonbat Monitor that posted this, ??? Couldn't possibly be the same, on account of that MM that it was LOL.

Brad said...

Adolescenttransgenderedredsycophant and Steve,
I think you get it wrong: They don't hate Rachel Corrie (they never knew her), they hate what they perceive as her legacy on the left, which is that of a principled martyr for Left causes. And as Steve pointed out, she clearly did die for a principle that she believed in (whether one shares her belief system or not is irrelevant), so there can be no rational description of her as some sort of hypocrite or poseur, and she was not engaged in obviously anti-American activities, unless one wishes to stretch the limits of that to protest against Israel (and some do). So a straightforward, rational “dislike” or “rebuke” of her actions is not really possible; hence the hate. She symbolizes the worst or best, depending on one’s perspective, of their domestic opposition, and this can only be met with irrational emotions, not principled disagreement. It’s not, in reality, all that unusual; there have been “protests” at the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq that are similar in philosophical ways. What makes the Rachel Corrie hate so obscene is that it is splashed all over the place, with no regard for physical particulars; the cartoonish descriptions of Rachel pancake, as if she can reanimate herself in the next scene, ignores the horror of such a violent death, that those who have seen combat know only too well.
And Adolescenttransgenderedredsycophant, you once again demonstrate a serious lack of understanding of anything and your line “What's going on in their tiny little tormented 'Doid minds” would suggest to the disinterested observer that you, in fact, are also filled with hate.
BTW Are Steve and Steve J the same person?

adultmalebluegrouse said...

I see. Silly me.
I was laboring under the misapprehension that they hated her because LGF is a pro-Israel blog and her death and the publicity that Palestinian causes gained from it made the IDF look like any other occupying army - ruthless, insouciant, and inhuman.

You can kill brown-skinned Muslim teenage boys and demolish their houses with bulldozers; but to kill white, American, unarmed women without international uproar you need to demonize her first.

Shan said...

From commenter SWR at Eschaton:

"For Charles Johnson and crowd, Corrie is a race traitor, a white woman who "went native."

That's why they're so obsessed with something that to anybody else just seems silly, a woman ripping up a paper flag. It means she's "acting Arab," she's given up her white skin privilage to join a group of third world street kids.

They're not obsessed with James Miller or Tom Hurndell or any of the men who were killed in Gaza. But they are obsessed with Rachel Corrie. It's creepily reminiscent of the way the "race traitors" are treated in the "Turner Diaries."

Brad said...

Thanks for the honest response; I'm beginning to understand your perspective. Much of the commentary here was somewhat of a mystery to me, its clearing up.

Anonymous said...

The point with Rachel Corrie is how her family continues to think she died for a worthy cause. It is true she was ripping up an American flag, she was used by the PR department of the Palestinians. It is intellectually dishonest to think that the Palistinians will ever allow Israel to live in peace. The photogate scandals and the AP and Reuters kid glove treatment is all one needs to know.
Dhimmis is not just a dimly lit light anymore.

Anonymous said...

It is true she was ripping up an American flag

I finally figured out why Rachel Corrie pisses off Zionists so much.

It's not only that she was willing to fight for the Palestinians against Sharon's terrorist goons.

It's that she was willing to rip up her own flag, symbolically reject tribalism in the name of humanity as a whole.

That flies right in the face of the Zionist ideal, the idea that one race is better than another.

Thomas Mann, the German novelist, made a similar statement about another generation of Nazis. When told about the bombing of Lubeck (his hometown) he remarked that the Germans deserved it, that he thought just as much about the bombing of Coventry as about the bombing of a German city.

I only hope that I can leave my own life pissing off white supremacist scum like Charles Johnson as much as Rachel Corrie still does, even 4 years after she died.