Little Green Footballs

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Oh please oh please oh please

From Pajamas Media's never-popular comments section comes an absolute gem showing how disconnected from reality the right-wing élite are these days.

Pamela is definitely ready for prime time. Can't we get some arms twisted at a big network? Conservatives need something to counter The Daily Show. I believe Pamela would give Colbert and stewart all the grief they could handle.


It's early days, but this is a strong contender for Brilliant Idea of the Year. For you see, if the deranged, incoherent, dipsomaniac, shrieking harpy from Long Island were ever to be granted even a nanosecond of airtime, the resulting howls of glee and incredulity and mockery would quickly consign the Republican Party and its fanatic wargasmic lunatic fringe to the obscurity they so richly deserve.

C'mon, Pammy. Your country needs you! Go on TV, go on Hannity or O'Reilly or even, G-d forbid, Stewart himself. And show America the mother's milk that nourishes the keyboard warriors of the Great Great Global War on Whatever: a fountain of florid, frothing filth fitfully flowing from the furious face of a failed floozy.

2 comments:

journalist_johnson said...

You mean You Tube isn't the 'big time?'

Sonic said...

"fountain of florid, frothing filth fitfully flowing from the furious face of a failed floozy"

Classic!