Little Green Footballs

Thursday, September 08, 2005

If only this were just about lightbulbs...

How many members of the Bush administration does it
take to change a light bulb?


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says
the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner
'Bulb Accomplished'.

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole

8. One to viciously smear No. 7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing
the country.

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