Little Green Footballs

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Premature ejaculations

With a scant 13 months remaining until the U.S. Presidential election, Republican blogger Charles Johnson is already busy deploying his full arsenal of partisan puffery. Yesterday Republican blogger Charles Johnson turned in a stellar performance, devoting no fewer than six posts to a Democratic debate -- excuse us, "'debate'", on MSNBC. Here you will find lizardoid tactics at their most puerile: intentional misspellings (e.g. "Democrat Party", painfully unfunny nicknames, straw men, libelous accusations of treason, "scare quotes," and copious but tenuous associations with whomever the latest subject of LGF's Two Minutes Hate might be (yesterday Huffington; today Soros; tomorrow - who knows?).

Frankly, we're a bit worried. What if Republican blogger Charles Johnson -- like the Presidential campaign of, say, John McCain -- peaks too early? What will Republican blogger Charles Johnson be left with next October, which is when most normal Americans will actually start caring about the election, if he blows his wad now (pardon the expression)?

And if we're reaching this level of invective now, what might the saurian horde be driven to after an entire year's worth of rhetorical escalation by the likes of Republican blogger Charles Johnson?

2 comments:

WCW said...

Here's a good one -- caught Mr. Johnson editing his own past front page words to make himself look a little less ridiculous, retroactively anyway. Check out the LGF screen shots at www.warcheerleaders.andmuchmore.com

Legalize said...

"And if we're reaching this level of invective now, what might the saurian horde be driven to after an entire year's worth of rhetorical escalation by the likes of Republican blogger Charles Johnson?"

Oh, we've seen nothing thus far. The closer to the election we get, the more comfortable people like Conservative Spokesperson Ann Coulter, and Republican blogger, Charles Johnson and his mouth-breathing brood will get with espousing the most rabid, insane, and violent idiocy.