Sick Lizard

Charles informs us today that he's ill with some sort of stomach bug and thus won't be posting much. What: the great lizard conspiracy's can't pay some other racist conspiracy theorist to substitute for ONE day? I'm sure nobody would be able to tell the difference...

We wonder what it was that got Charles down? Did he drink too much green beer yesterday or was it the leprechauns of justice who fed him the bug?

Bedside reports please!