Little Green Footballs

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Lizard tool tries to infiltrate US State Department

LGFer 'KevinV' unwisely blew the whistle on another nefarious lizardoid scheme today, by admitting (http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=9545#c0005) that he intends to sneak into the United States State Department posing as a job applicant and steal classified information.

Says Kev: "To my friends on this board who have been asking for updates: I received the job offer from the State Department yesterday, and I start in early March. I'll let you know what I find there. At least one LGFer will be in there!"

So, Collin Powell beware: you've got a lizardoid mole coming up; better start taking precautions to root him out before he turns into a major security risk.

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