I can haz Romnee?

Senior Republican Political Analyst Charles Johnson must be feeling a tad depressed lately, what with the near-certainty that John McCain will emerge from tomorrow's quasi-national primary as the GOP nominee. Hence, we surmise, his latest Silly Internet Poll™, which shows Mitt Romney with a commanding 50-point lead over John McCain among people with an inclination to vote in Charles' Silly Internet Polls™.

Call it Chicken Soup For the Lizardoid Soul, for today an undaunted lizard opined,


Better lizards, please.