Little Green Footballs

Friday, September 08, 2006

Water is wet

Or, as Charles Johnson would undoubtedly put it if he had access to a better thesaurus:

The America-hating "substance" called "water" is a tool of the Islam-loving MSM masquerading as a benign "liquid" while covertly undermining Western civilization through its innate anti-Semitic tendency to cause mildew and drownings and catastrophic hurricanes, and the widely "reported" feeling of "wetness" caused by exposure "to" water is nothing but a malign fantasy concocted by the America-hating MSM.

In other news: Bush lied.

No comments: