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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Got one in Malibu

Yesterday in Los Angeles, an anti-Semitic religious fanatic was arrested. He was intoxicated and in command of a deadly weapon at the time.

This dangerous terrorist, who was born in the U.S. but raised in a foreign country (his father, a notorious Holocaust denier, fled the U.S. during the Vietnam War, which makes him a traitor as well), initially resisted arrest. Then, according to the arresting officer,

Gibson blurted out a barrage of anti-Semitic remarks about "fucking Jews." Gibson yelled out, "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked, "Are you a Jew?"

Worst of all, the brainwashed, Jew-hating LLL élite who run the People's Islamo-Marxist Socialist Arab Republic of Los Angeles County have apparently attempted to cover up some of the more sordid details of this incident.

Unlike so many other Jew-hating religious criminals, Mel Gibson will probably not receive a one-way ticket to Guant√°namo for his trouble. So our advice to those of you living in or near Malibu is: buy a gun and learn how to use it, because pretty soon he'll be back on the streets.

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