Little Green Footballs

Monday, March 27, 2006

Redder than Red

"TheBlogosphere" is positively transfixed by the question of who else in "TheBlogosphere" might possess the combination of gravitas and chutzpah (not to mention the correct Weltanschauung) required to become the Washington Post's new conservative blogger, now that serial plagiarist Ben Domenech has gracefully resigned been dragged kicking and screaming away from his keyboard.

Our friends over at Sadly, No! have made an unimpeachable case for a certain prominent lizardoid who is named for a comic-book character, and who is LGF's official Second Banana -- the Dick Cheney to Charles Johnson's George Bush. And who looks simply fabulous in a black leather vest with a big ugly-ass green patch on it.

Despite reportedly being, in real life, a fat, scrawny-limbed veal-like person with a likely history of extreme late-draft kickball-team recruitment, Iron Fist is an authentic and proud, joyously full-throated voice of majority Red America. Or, at least, that segment of ordinary America that's been completely bonk-sozzled and brainwashed by twenty years of propaganda paid for by right-wing billionaires and directed by a panoply of fake foundations and think tanks -- and that's been told that it's 'a majority' so often that it can no longer imagine otherwise.

Check out the rest of S,N!'s nominees at the post linked above. It's a smörgåsbord of wingnutty goodness.

1 comment:

MJ said...

Funniest thing I've read in ages, thanks.