Little Green Footballs

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Hear no evil

Prominent Pajamazoid LaShawn Barber is having a lovely time at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, where powerless victims of the totalitarian liberal-leftist élite gather to discuss plans for the glorious day when they finally achieve complete control of the U.S. government.

Last night's keynote speaker was none other than Ann Coulter. She apparently made some controversial remarks concerning Islamic headwear. Specifically, she observed, "I think our motto should be post-9-11, 'raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences"." (The crowd went wild.)

Ms. Barber's reaction: "I think it’s much ado about nothing."

Oh, but LaShawn, that's not all she said, now is it? Some other highlights from Coulter's speech:

(Responding to a question from a Catholic University student about her biggest moral or ethical dilemma) "There was one time I had a shot at Clinton. I thought 'Ann, that's not going to help your career.'"

"There is more dissent on a slave plantation then amongst moderates in the Republican party."

Did she just say 'plantation?'
"If we find out someone [referring to a terrorist] is going to attack the Supreme Court next week, can't we tell Roberts, Alito, Thomas and Scalito?"

This is the second time in as many weeks that Coulter has "joked" about the violent death of non-conservative Supreme Court Justices. (And what was that 'Scalito' reference all about?)

Huh. And I thought the left -- talk about "endangered species!" -- were supposed to be the hateful and violent ones.

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