From commenter 'Kevin de Bruxelles' over at Eschaton (formatting added):
Twin debacles separated at birth? You decide.
| Following the invasion of Iraq, the US fired the vast majority of the Iraqi Army, creating conditions ripe for instability. | OSM disbanded 230 and its original 300 “Partners”, creating a vast pool of potential anti-OSM blogger insurgents. |
| Conman Ahmed Chalabi somehow gets the Pentagon, the CIA, the White House, and the New York Times to believe that the convicted swindler could run Iraq. | Conman Roger L. Simon somehow gets experienced venture capitalists, leading anti-Muslim bigots, small town CPA’s and Vichy liberals like David Corn to believe that a failed mystery writer could run a company. |
| After Exxon-Mobile refused to allow its trademark to be infringed upon, Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL) was renamed Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF). | After a radio production company strongly objects, Open Source Media is set to change its name; the frontrunners include Ass Clown Media and Spring Time for Hitler Media. |
| DICK Cheney | Charles JOHNSON |
| PlameGate: In a desperate attempt at damage control, Karl Rove outs the wife of OIF critic Joesph Wilson but only makes matters worse. | FlameGate: In a desperate attempt at damage control, the wife of Roger Simon outs OSM critic Dennis the Peasant but only makes matters worse |
| Washed-up terrorist legend Abu Musab al-Zarqawi rises again to lead the anti-US forces in Iraq. | Retired wingnut legend Steven Den Beste returns to play David to OSM’s Goliath. |
| Judy Miller | Judy Miller |
| Although many reasons are offered -- WMD’s, support for terrorism, control of oil, vengeance, democracy in the Arab world and just plain old colonialism – no one really knows why Iraq was invaded. | Although many reason are offered – spreading the wingnut agenda, fact checking the MSM, pure naked greed, lending gravitas to the blogosphere or just the plain old desire to create media rock stars – no one can articulate OSM’s raison d’etre. |
| OIF lacks an exit plan | OSM lacks a business plan |
| The huge Mission Accomplished banner hanging at the OSM launch party. | |

1 comment:
Good list of comparisons, I banged out something similar last night on BuzzMachine
The only thing I can think of that they forgot here was the foolishness of shouldering aside potential allies by disparaging them as "Old Europe"/guaranteeing a public catfight with Ann Althouse by accusing her of "jumping the shark"
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