Little Green Footballs

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Bad

We're sure PJM™ will be all over this eventually, but as they're currently gearing up for their exciting Macy's® Thanksgiving Day snark-a-thon, we thought we'd scoop them (again) by officially announcing that Michael Jackson is an idiot.

On Tuesday, ABC's "Good Morning America" aired portions of a 2003 voice message that Jackson was alleged to have left for a former adviser, Dieter Wiesner.

A transcript provided by King's office quotes Jackson as saying: "They suck them like leeches. ... They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It's a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

As if anyone needed any more reasons to despise him.

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