Little Green Footballs

Friday, September 02, 2005

Everybody hates America

That's why nobody's offering to help America in its hour of need.

Nobody, that is, except Israel, Belgium, Canada, Russia, Japan, France, Germany, Britain, China, Australia, Jamaica, Honduras, Greece, Venezuela, the Organization of American States, NATO, the Netherlands, Switzerland, the Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Mexico, South Korea, and the United Arab Emirates. And the United Nations.

And that's why nobody in the entertainment industry seems to care.

Nobody, that is, except Harry Connick Jr., Wynton Marsalis, Aaron Neville, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Mike Myers, Hilary Swank, Lindsay Lohan, Claire Danes, John Goodman, Eriq LaSalle, Eli Manning, Leonardo DiCaprio, Dave Matthews, and the Putumayo record label. And Celine Dion. And Ellen deGeneres and Nicolas Cage.

And that's why nobody in the MSM is doing anything to help.

Nobody, that is, except CBS, ABC, Fox, NBC, the WB and UPN networks, and MTV.

Why does everybody hate America?

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