Little Green Footballs

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Does not compute


> run lizard.exe

*****WELCOME to Lizard 1.0. What's the topic?*****
> dubai

*****DUBAI is an evil Islamic monarchy.
What's the subtopic?
> prisons

*****DUBAI PRISONS are places where torture is
used, because DUBAI is an evil Islamic monarchy.
What's the next subtopic?
> innocent british businessmen arrested

*****INNOCENT BRITISH BUSINESSMEN ARRESTED can
expect to be tortured if ever placed in DUBAI
PRISONS, because DUBAI PRISONS are places where
torture is used, because DUBAI is an evil
Islamic monarchy.
What's the next subtopic?
> muslim

*****MUSLIM INNOCENT BRITISH BUSINESSMEN does not
compute.
Try again?
> british muslims tortured

*****BRITISH MUSLIMS TORTURED. More, faster,
please! ULULULULULULU!
What's the next subtopic?
> innocent

*****INNOCENT BRITISH MUSLIMS TORTURED does not
compute.
Try again?
> dubai

*****We've been over that already. What are you,
some kind of appeasing dhim-wit taqqiyah-spouting
jizya-paying leftist liberal Democrat Deaniac LLL
DUmmy MSM koranimal scum? FOAD! GAZE! RoPMA!
Try again?
>quit

26 comments:

Pablo said...

The United Arab Emirates is not a theocracy. That's probably the bug in your equation, Winston.

Cute, but wrong.

Winston Smith said...

Already fixed.

You won't dispute that the UAE is an Islamic monarchy, will you?

Pablo said...

Yes, I will. It's a federal government comprised of representatives of the various emirates.

Pablo said...

UAE

This stuff is not that hard to find.

Pablo said...

Hey, I'm still wondering about another question that has gone unanswered.

Is Ayaan Hirsi Ali a racist? Her opinions would fit right in with "those rabid racists at Little Green Footballs"

She seems to think that Islam is irredeemable. Is she a racist?

Winston Smith said...

And who elects the emirs?

dendragapus obscurus said...

Dont try to read too much into it Pooblo. You'll catch yourself a headache, you pedantic little fart. It's what as known as a 'joke'. Something few and far between on LGF.

Look deep inside youself for a sense of humor.

That stuff is not hard to find.

Pablo said...

And who elects the emirs?

What does that have to do with the UAE being a federal government?

That's like calling the US a monarchy and then asking who elects state governors in an attempt to prove it.


Look deep inside youself for a sense of humor.


I said it was cute, deranged octopus. Can't you read?

It's what as known as a 'joke'. Something few and far between on LGF.

You don't read LGF much, do you?

Winston Smith said...

Fine.

The UAE isn't a monarchy -- it's a federation of monarchies. Either way you slice it, its government is profoundly undemocratic.

The CIA webpage you linked to puts it best:

"Elections: none"

That's a bad thing. Isn't it?

Pablo said...

I'm not arguing against democracy, Winston. I'm a big fan of it.

Quite simply, you said it was a theocracy. I corrected you. Then you said it was an Islamic monarchy. I corrected you again.

Do you have a problem with getting it right?

Pablo said...

Hey, I'm still wondering about another question that has gone unanswered.

Is Ayaan Hirsi Ali a racist? Her opinions would fit right in with "those rabid racists at Little Green Footballs"

She seems to think that Islam is irredeemable. Is she a racist?

MJ said...

The Supreme Council consists of the individual rulers of the seven emirates. The President and Vice-President are elected by the Supreme Council every five years. Although unofficial, the Presidency is hereditary to the Al-Nahyan clan of Abu Dhabi, and the Premiership is hereditary to the Al-Maktoom clan of Dubai. The Supreme Council also elects the Council of Ministers, while an appointed 40-member Federal National Council, drawn from all the emirates, reviews proposed laws. There is a federal court system; all emirates except Dubai and Ras al-Khaimah have joined the federal system; all emirates have secular and Islamic law for civil, criminal, and high courts.

Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan was the union's president from the nation's founding until his death on 2 November 2004. His son, Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahayan was elected president the next day.


Presidency is hereditary! Get that? That's not the same as calling the US a monarchy. Try again.

Winston Smith said...

Hirsi Ali also says that moderate Muslims do exist.

Is she wrong for believing that?

Pablo said...

Winston, why are you responding to my question with a different question?

Chester said...

Still hiding behind Ali, Don Pablita?

Let's be frank and say no she does not fit in with LGF.

She doesn't regularly call fer the death of all Muslims (she is quite fond of her parents). She also calls for reform in the Muslim religion, not the eradication of it as a "death cult."

Her criticism of Islam comes from Imams using specific texts as libel for the oppression of women, and her main beef with Islam is coming from the oppression of females solicited in the Qran.

She is not an LGFer in this sense. She is not either A. an unintelligable redneck who would hate anything that didn't have a pork sandwich in its mouth or B. a flag waving idiot who cuts and pastes selective texts from the qran to demean people who observe Islamic faith.

Get it?

After living in Europe and reading about Ali's cause I can assure you personally if she ever bothered to read LGF she would promptly tell you to your face to fuck off, and would condemn you as a racist who is not helping the situation at all. It is a matter of complexity in the issue Pablo, of which you have none.

I would place a wager that you constantly taking stabs at Islamics (like her mother and father) would not be appreciative.

Now Fuck Off And Die. In a language LGFers can understand.

Pablo said...

bd, the president is not a king. the UAE is a federation of emirates, not a monarchy. I don't care if the president is a schnauzer. That doesn't make it a monarchy.

I'm not making a value judgment, I'm simply stating facts.

Oh, no wonder you're confused. Facts.

Chester said...

Let it also be known that Ali is a devoted secualrist, and only cites Islam as a society in need of reform. she never been quoted as calling for the eradication of Muslims, like the GOON gang.

she is not a neocon totalitarianist who wants the American constitution to be ammended to suit their Judeo Christian morals, and she certianly doesn't believe in the current american administration, I can assure you of that.

How many more details do you need to see how distanced she is from the LGF Amerrican rightist fanatics and hyperventilators such as yourself?

Pablo said...


She doesn't regularly call fer the death of all Muslims (she is quite fond of her parents).


Neither do all but a couple of knuckleheads at LGF, and they normally get smacked down when it happens. You're insinuating otherwise because you're a damned liar, and you're combative for the sake of being combative. So, eat shit, maggot. You have nothing to add.

She also calls for reform in the Muslim religion, not the eradication of it as a "death cult."

So, you can quote her as saying that reform in Islam is possible? I wonder why she's an apostate, then.

Her criticism of Islam comes from Imams using specific texts as libel for the oppression of women, and her main beef with Islam is coming from the oppression of females solicited in the Qran.

Charles Johnson and other LGFers do a lot of this too. But Ali doesn't stop at Islamic mysogeny. Have you ever seen her speak? Did you read what i posted the other night? It wasn't about the oppression of women. It was about the incompatibility of Islam and the modern world.

She is not an LGFer in this sense. She is not either A. an unintelligable redneck who would hate anything that didn't have a pork sandwich in its mouth or B. a flag waving idiot who cuts and pastes selective texts from the qran to demean people who observe Islamic faith.

You're saying that this is the sum total of the thousands upon thousand who frequent LGF. Fuck you, bigot.

You are wrong. Is this because you're ignorant, or are you lying?

Tell me where "zombie" fits into that. How about me?

After living in Europe and reading about Ali's cause I can assure you personally if she ever bothered to read LGF she would promptly tell you to your face to fuck off, and would condemn you as a racist who is not helping the situation at all.

Then quote her.

I would place a wager that you constantly taking stabs at Islamics (like her mother and father) would not be appreciative.

Funny you should say stab.

Now Fuck Off And Die. In a language LGFers can understand.

You seem fluent in that language, and not much else. You truly are a blinkered idiot, Chester.

Pablo said...

How many more details do you need to see how distanced she is from the LGF Amerrican rightist fanatics and hyperventilators such as yourself?


Quote her. Don't hide behind her name or color. Just quote her.

Chester said...

I think it is you hiding behind her you fuckwit coward.

Nice Little cherry pick of people you think don't fit the LGF mold. You are the same people, whether you are wrapped in texan cloth or otherwise. Intolerant cowards.

Since you and Chuckles are so fond of Ali, and much like the cartoonist email you made up the other day, why don't you contact Ali? Open some dialogue? Show her LGF, I am sure she has an email? see if she wants to be a lizard.

She won't.

Just give up Pablo.

Chester said...

Quote her. Don't hide behind her name or color. Just quote her.

that is your role in this, spin doctor.

dawud al-gharib said...

Shaykh Zayed was a fine human being, an Arab leader who helped to build his country, saw a future for his country that didn't depend on oil, and was compassionate towards his people and their neighbours. Abu Dhabi lost a great leader when he passed.

Do I think the same of all the other Arab leaders, of the [Arab nationalist] ideologies and interpretations of Islam that they put forward and brutalize people with? No, but that doesn't mean I want to see the neo-cons in washington running the middle east, either...

Chester:She is not an LGFer in this sense. She is not either A. an unintelligable redneck who would hate anything that didn't have a pork sandwich in its mouth or B. a flag waving idiot who cuts and pastes selective texts from the qran to demean people who observe Islamic faith.

Pablo:You're saying that this is the sum total of the thousands upon thousand who frequent LGF. Fuck you, bigot.


No, but it's a fair description of you and your ilk, bigot. You like that word, think about it's meaning for a while.

dictionary.com: One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.

Chester said...

dawud,

you are seriously wasting bandwidth on this clown.

Much like other minions he doesn't want peace or understanding. He just wants something to pick on, which replaces the vacuum in his life when he was picked on.

Pablo said...

One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.

Or, just another silly infidel, eh?

Chester, you've said nothing. You've only slung mud, and you've done that poorly.

I've already quoted her, and you whined about it. Prove me wrong. Quote her.

FGL said...


She doesn't regularly call fer the death of all Muslims (she is quite fond of her parents).
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Neither do all but a couple of knuckleheads at LGF, and they normally get smacked down when it happens.


LMAO! What a blatant liar you are Pablo! You really have no sense of honour or integrity do you? No wonder the US military wouldn't have you back. You'd be a fucking embarassment to them.

Here are a couple of quotes from some "knuckleheads" (i.e. LGF regulars) taken from the "Steven Vincent Killed in Iraq".

#64 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades
Haditha should be bombed to rubble. The only thing Muslim subhumans understand.

btw, Ed is on GREAT form in that thread.

#80 Elcid
Agree with your assesment Ed...the city should be destroyed...regardless the good, the bad and the ugly, it should be erased.

The sunni's need a course in population reduction, should have happened from day one. To be perfectly honest as depraved as it IS, sunni population should have gone from 20% of the Iraqi population down to 10% and if need be 5%.

The remaining 5% would be allowed to survive, based on their behavior, bad behavior, more reduction. The same goes for the shite population. For what made them behave under saddam was fear of extinction.

That fear, must be instilled back INTO the islamics...ALL islamics.


Here are the smackdowns


/crickets


Just for a laugh heres one of the most hypocritical comments I've ever seen Charles post.

#408 Charles
The ghoul piniella has posted its last comment at LGF.


Err hello? Anyone remember Rachel Corrie? Anyone want to buy one of those special mouse mats Charles is so fond of?

Piniellas comments were nothing. He didn't say anything derogatory about Steven Vincent.

Compare that to the psychopathic vendetta Charles has waged against the memory of Rachel Corrie and the Corrie family.

What a horrible, despicable, sorry excuse for a man that guy is. A "sane moral compass", eh? Ha!

Bring on PJmedia Charles! We'll see what the "big backers" think of being associated with a lunatic like you.

Chester said...

Tell me where "zombie" fits into that. How about me?

Err, you fit into it in the B category my freind. It pretty much sums up your existence here.

At least you can't spam here anymore. you LGFers are like high school pranksters. Good thing your numbers are declining so much that moderates are distancing themselves, and people are getting amnesia with the Iraq/Afghan wars and tuning out.

you are pretty much down to retards like LanceKates and Iron Fist.

I loved his (Iron Fist) threats to another completely unconvinced poster last night.

Truly pathetic, the lot of you.

Cheers.