Little Green Footballs

Friday, July 22, 2005

The LGFizer

Those of you who are cunning linguists (tee-hee) may be familiar with the Dialectizer, a tool that enables users to "translate" online content into various dialects of English, such as "Redneck" or "Elmer Fudd" -- both of which happen to provide very amusing renditions of typical LGF chatter, but I digress.

There's one dialect sorely missing. You guessed it...

So let's see what sort of changes would be applied to a typical CBC news report by the LGFizer. (Changes to the original are in red.)

New terror attacks by terrorists on London transit system

Two men Islamo-fascist terrorists were arrested, and one terrorist splodeydope remains in custody, following the attempted terrorist bombings of three subway trains and one double-decker bus in London Thursday. ROPMA!

No one was injured in the co-ordinated terror attacks, which must have disappointed the hell out of Red Ken and his terror-loving L3 buddies.

One man Islamo-nazi terrorist was arrested ,but unfortunately not strung up by his testicles and sprayed with pig semen, near Tottenham Court Road, which is near the Warren Street subway station where one of the jihadi terror incidents took place. He Due to pressure from appeasing pro-jihadi dhimmi terrorist-coddling groups, the goat-f*cking splodeydope terrorist has since been released. Why isn’t there ever a football hooligan around when you need one?.

The other Islamo-fascist-nazi-zombie-moonbat-splodey-muzzie terrorist swine was arrested near 10 Downing Street, the prime minister's residence of Tony Blair, who is an appeasing dhimmi L3 weasel, except for the Iraq thing. He The terrorist, who tried to carry out a terrorist attack but was unsuccessful in his attempts to spread terror by using terrorism, remains in custody. No 72 raisins for you!

24 comments:

Pablo said...

Yay!Let's do your side now.

"New incidents occurred on the London transit system. Two persons were arrested and another remains in custody due to racial profiling after previous incidents.

No one was injured in the incidents, which were undertaken for reasons unknown, though Britain's Iraq policy is likely to blame. Possibly, the events did not take place, as it is just as likely that the Bush Administration fabricated the story to deflect criticism of Karl Rove's murdering of puppies and babies, evidence of which is forthcoming at any moment.

One person was arrested due to fascism and was later released. Another oppressed victim was arrested and remains in the custody of jackbooted racist thugs, despite not having been convicted of anything."


Hmmm...one story tells you what happened, the other doesn't. How weird is that?

Winston Smith said...

Ha ha.

The difference is that 'our' version is based on actual LGF posts. Including the bit about the football hooligans.

Winston Smith said...

And no, I didn't just make that up.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=16746#c0108

Iron Fist's Cat said...

OT: Where is "Pajama Media"?

Miaow!

Maybe Charles Johnson should have hidden his contempt for the folks in Palo Alto when he and Roger (I'm with Ponytail) Simon went looking for backing. Of course, two seconds (actually 0.13) with Google would caution any intelligent person from helping launch a bigger version of the nasty hate-site LGF.

This is probably why Charles is frantically attacking "Kos" every day, even posting deleted threads and comments in his desperation to dis Kos -- trying to make LGF look "better". Good luck with that one. Here's the simple reality: Go to Google, put in "Little Green Footballs" and +hate and you get: Results 1 - 10 of about 276,000 for "little green footballs" +hate. (0.19 seconds)

Or try this: "little green footballs" +racist.
Results 1 - 10 of about 71,500 for "little green footballs" +racist

Nice going, Lizards! Looks like the "minions" have doomed PJ Media!!

Iron Fist's Cat said...

Funny how Charles and his most fawning minions whine constantly about "stalkers". They seem to think they can post the most vile crap everywhere and not get called on it. It's typical of bullies who like to dish it out but poke them and they're blubbering.

Miaow!

Pablo said...

Wow! Go to Google and put in Gandi and hate

569,000 hits.

Now try Iron fist pussy licker.

264,000 hits

Next let's go with stupid moonbat:

99,800 hits.

Fascinating! Also, completely frigging meaningless, but fascinating.

How much do you think LGF pulls in during a given month?

Hissssssssssss.

Winston Smith said...

And yet you just can't get over the fact that this site exists.

It just bugs the shit out of you, doesn't it, Pablo? You want us to just go away and stop saying all those mean things about Charlie and your other wingnut buddies, don't you, Pablo?

But it's not going away, so you have two options: (1) ignore it; or (2) get over it. (The third option, flooding the comments with regular spam and then illegal spam, didn't work.)

Snicker.

Iron Fist's Cat said...

Boy you're quite the dumbass Powderfinger. Obviously, you know shit about Google-searchs.

Results 1 - 3 of about 4 for "iron fist" +"pussy licker".

See, the quotes and the + sign (which I used for my search) change the results.

Miaow!

Iron Fist's Cat said...

What really really bugs Powderfinger is that he thought LGFWatch was going away.

Instead, it's better and stronger than ever.

Miaow!

Pablo said...

This is better and stronger than ever?

Dude, it's like three of us.

Let's rock on, shall we?

Hah.

Pablo said...

(The third option, flooding the comments with regular spam and then illegal spam, didn't work.)

Post the IP info, Winston. Post the comments, the times, the links and the IP's.

If you're going to accuse me of doing thigs I haven't done, then I'm going to accuse you of being Howard Dean's fluffer.

Don't make me do that. I'll make it stick.

Iron Fist's Cat said...

Winston doesn't need to post links and IPs. That you spammed comments here is plain to see, Powderfinger. It seems likely you also posted links to child porn and "flood-spammed" comments here through a proxy, but that can't be proven. You certainly didn't object to the child porn references or the spam-flooding, even when the deviant signed spam with your name (aka Pablo).

As to their being "three of us" here, you miss the point. Unlike LGF, which is Chucky doing cut-n-past Muslim hate of the hour, comments here are just an add-on. The real value of this blog is to point out the warped postings of racist Charles Johnson and his vile "minions". This creates an excellent Google record of the many sins of LGF.

Miaow.

Iron Fist's Cat said...

Looks like "Pajama Media" is a big snooze... a dead duck...

Remember the "big announcements coming soon"?

Ribbit. Ribbit.

Miaow!

Winston Smith said...

"If you're going to accuse me of doing thigs [sic] I haven't done"

I didn't accuse you of doing those things; I just observed that they didn't work.

Touchy, touchy!

Pablo said...

You said it was my third option, which did not work. That's a direct inferrence, and your sock puppet IFc is making the direct accusation.

Them's weasel words you're offering, Winston.

You, btw, can blog as long as you like. I think I've explained my position on the matter clearly enough. I'd suggest you use what I've said, and not your imagination to determine what my view is.

The world's foremost authority on my opinion is me.

Pablo said...

You certainly didn't object to the child porn references or the spam-flooding, even when the deviant signed spam with your name (aka Pablo).

bd, you're an idiot. The only record you're creating is that of your stupidity.

But, I'll be here to point that out. :-)

Pablo said...

cut-n-past Muslim hate of the hour

What do you think about all that? Muslim hate is killing people in Egypt, Muslim hate is killing people in Iraq, Muslim hate is killing people in Lebanon, and now Muslim hate is killing people in Lebanon. (Of course, this list is woefully incomplete.)

Do you have an opinion on that, bd? Why is it that you have so much concern about people blogging and/or commenting but none for cold blooded, muslim-hate driven murder?

You really are an odd duck.

Winston Smith said...

" You said it was my third option

I said no such thing. My exact words, as posted at 2:19 pm yesterday, were:

"The third option, flooding the comments with regular spam and then illegal spam, didn't work."

The least you can do is not misquote me.

And whatever gave you the idea that IFC is "my sock puppet"? I have no puppets, sock or otherwise. If you have an issue with IFC, best take it up with him or her.

The world's foremost opinion on IFC's opinion is IFC.

Pablo said...

IFC appears to be bd's sock puppet. I have not accused you of having a sock puppet, I merely commented on the fact that they show up frequently on this blog.

As for your remarks, I have not misquoted you.

But it's not going away, so you have two options: (1) ignore it; or (2) get over it. (The third option, flooding the comments with regular spam and then illegal spam, didn't work.)

You were quite clear. Backpeddeling isn't going to work. But, for the record, do you deny suggesting that I spammed the comments? What is your position on that question?

Pablo said...

That's a direct inferrence, and your sock puppet IFc is making the direct accusation.

BTW, I misspoke here. IFC is bd and vice versa. With only the two of you, you'd think I'd be able to keep you straight. Yeesh.

MJ said...

Pablo,

You've got it wrong. Iron Fists Cat has nothing to do with me.

Pablo said...

bd, I'm gonna emulate your detective skills and swear to God Almighty that you're IFC.

Because it feels that way to me, and that's good enough here. Pussy.

MJ said...

Oooh big man calling people 'pussy' on the internet. Maybe you can have a bikers patch off that overcompensating liar Iron Fist.

Pablo said...

No, pussy like kitty cat. Like Iron Fist's Cat...just a lil pussy. That's what you're going for with that nic, isn't it, bd/ifc?

Miaow!